Saturday, February 14, 2015

A BIG (and getting BIGGER) Reason to Quit Smoking in Austin, Texas

Ladies--this post is not for you.

Gentlemen--it turns out that not only have cigarettes been taking your money, destroying your stamina, stinking up your clothes, and harming your health, but they've also been literally COCK-BLOCKING you!

Yep, according to this study, quitting smoking leads to bigger, firmer, easier-to-generate erections, which means that the Marlboro Man is not going to impress anyone in the bedroom.

I also have it on good authority, from a young lady who had done a lot of research, that the ejaculate of smokers does not taste as good as that of non-smokers.

So, when you're ready to live up to your full potential, contact Harmony Hypnosis, Austin's Quit Smoking Headquarters.

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