Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Smoking Hurts Your Chances of Finding Love

To find out whether or not smoking is sexy, a group of researchers set up two identical Tinder profiles, one with photos in which the love-seeker smoked, and one without the cigarettes.

The results: Smoking cuts your appeal roughly in half.

Saturday, February 14, 2015

A BIG (and getting BIGGER) Reason to Quit Smoking in Austin, Texas

Ladies--this post is not for you.

Gentlemen--it turns out that not only have cigarettes been taking your money, destroying your stamina, stinking up your clothes, and harming your health, but they've also been literally COCK-BLOCKING you!

Yep, according to this study, quitting smoking leads to bigger, firmer, easier-to-generate erections, which means that the Marlboro Man is not going to impress anyone in the bedroom.

I also have it on good authority, from a young lady who had done a lot of research, that the ejaculate of smokers does not taste as good as that of non-smokers.

So, when you're ready to live up to your full potential, contact Harmony Hypnosis, Austin's Quit Smoking Headquarters.

Monday, February 2, 2015

Blow Your Stress Away

A lot of people who come to Harmony Hypnosis, Austin's Quit Smoking Headquarters, are worried that without cigarettes, they'll have no way to relieve stress.

Well, a big part of smoking a cigarette is taking a break, breathing deeply, and doing something with your hands--and none of those require that you inhale poison.

This video shows an easier way to relieve stress without harming your body.